Atheism

Ok So I found this thingy...It was hilarious and it made me think so I decided to write about it....

So I had a convo with an Atheist the other day and a famous quote from the Internet popped into my head after he explained his views on Atheism to me......


Atheism is the belief that in the beginning there was nothing; and this nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything after which a bunch of the nothing that became everything, magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever, into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs? (Thnx Bryan).

Now I am not always the brightest star in the sky, but I know that people everyday buy car and homeowners insurance. Now, your not buying car insurance because something HAS happened or even buying it because something is GOING to happen. But we buy car insurance because someone said something more than likely MAY happen and in case it does we want to be able to ensure that we have the money to cover our butts SHOULD an accident even pop off. And our insurance companies charge us a lot of money monthly NOT to cover our whole car but the individual things regarding the car and have even broken it down to liability, comprehensive etc.

So he agreed....then I said so let me get this straight. Someone wrote a book and in that book HE promised that if you chose to deny Him that you would MOST CERTAINLY go to hell where there will be gnashing of teeth, (FIRST OF ALL Ga-NASHING of TEETH - WTW is going on in hell that you got to chew on your own TEETH!!!?!? CHEW YOUR TEETH are you kidding me?)

Anyways back to insurance - and then that same person told you that the assurance of heaven is FREE and that is covered all of you for eternity and someone else paid the price of your soul insurance and then as a bonus threw in abundant life and stuff and instead of just accepting the insurance JUST in CASE the GA-NASHING of teeth thing is real, you (wit' yo' dumb self) decided that you would take your chances with hell for .......ever, but you had the nerve to ask Geico to give you COMPREHENSIVE coverage on your busted lil' Hyundai with a donut, 1 headlight, a Tasmanian devil steering wheel and a RADIO - yes a RADIO in the back seat?????!!!

And the world has the nerve to call Christians Crazy!